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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

tastefullyoffensive:

Misunderstood D-Bag

I just realized…

That I never figured out who that one anon was that asked if we could have sex now. You should come forward, so I can help you.

(Source: foxforcefive)

Help a gauged Gothic be the face of the KCMSD!

I’m Joshua Atkinson, by the way.

fuck shit cunt: linkinparksandrec: you know how sometimes you unlock your phone in...

linkinparksandrec:

you know how sometimes you unlock your phone in your pocket by accident or the sound button rubs against your leg and turns the sound on by accident? what if you’re walking around the pokemon world with your POKET MONSTERS in your pocket right, nestled in their cozy…

Seeing as how I never wear underwear, this shit would probably happen multiple times.

(Source: scarjosbutt)

pleasurdential: Yes, yes we do. I can help with that.

pleasurdential:

Yes, yes we do.

I can help with that.

atheistbase: Pray for rain http://bit.ly/IbnskI

atheistbase:

Pray for rain http://bit.ly/IbnskI

(Source: yadilah)

atheistbase: We shouldn’t need the word ‘atheism’ http://bit.ly/HZrPhL

atheistbase:

We shouldn’t need the word ‘atheism’ http://bit.ly/HZrPhL

“It will make the whole seduction part, less repugnant.”

“It will make the whole seduction part, less repugnant.”

(Source: notanotherfilmblog)

sistersweaters:

that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate

(Source: sistersweaters)

Cunnilingus for fellatio EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. (I’d even go for daily cunnilingus for weekly fellatio, because I’m a generous guy.)

(Source: s-p-e-c-k)

karlatg:

MERYL STREEP

I’d still hit.

dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad got stoned before you did and he’s still got the sticky fingers prove it. Elevating himself to a higher plane of existence, he was the Albert Einstein of inventing new ways to smoke his sweet cheeba. He puffed produce paraphernalia, toked tin cans, and ripped rolling papers. From Maui Wowie to Blueberry Kush, he’s gotten lung-lit off every strain of stoned there is. And, with a glassy eyed bloodshot stare, he straight face convinced his parents it was only incense in the air.  So hipsters, when you’re THC-soaking your lungs today and coughing fire-breath because your dispensary “medicine” is “potent as shit”, remember this… Your dad was the man who invented 420 and you should be thanking him with every puff. P.S. He was Puff the Magic Dragon.  True Story! Too bad, he hates it now! :/

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad got stoned before you did and he’s still got the sticky fingers prove it. Elevating himself to a higher plane of existence, he was the Albert Einstein of inventing new ways to smoke his sweet cheeba. He puffed produce paraphernalia, toked tin cans, and ripped rolling papers. From Maui Wowie to Blueberry Kush, he’s gotten lung-lit off every strain of stoned there is. And, with a glassy eyed bloodshot stare, he straight face convinced his parents it was only incense in the air. 

So hipsters, when you’re THC-soaking your lungs today and coughing fire-breath because your dispensary “medicine” is “potent as shit”, remember this…

Your dad was the man who invented 420 and you should be thanking him with every puff.

P.S. He was Puff the Magic Dragon. 

True Story! Too bad, he hates it now! :/

DUDE! I’m waiting for this kind of experience!

DUDE! I’m waiting for this kind of experience!

(Source: 2headedsnake)